I want POTUS to get gangster on ISIS.

We know our president to be reserved and in command when speaking. He truly has a talent for it, regardless of how the racist right has portrayed him: thug, gangster, that nigger. That being said, with what has been going on with ISIS and the beheading of our two citizens, it would be great if our President come to the podium and went the fuck off gangster style.

“I want to say to ISIS……… Dat’s yo motherfucking ass you punk ass bitches.  Motherfucker, we are going to kill all yo  ass seven ways to motherfucking Sunday!  Oh and dat motherfucking little bitch  dat did the beheading, Dat’s your ass motherfucker! We are going to kill yo motherfucking ass. And if I don’t get yor ass while being president, the next motherfucking president will.”

And then resume being his cool calm and collected self. This would do a few things: One scare the shit ISIS. They would be like”oh we fucked up and not in a good way.” The second would be, a lot of Americans would be on board for the annihilation of ISIS, and thirdly, it would scare the shit out of all those white racist know as Fox viewers. People like my uncle, for instance, would see that and shit himself. No lie. Sean Hannity and Bill O’Reilly would freak the fuck out saying “our greatest fear has come to pass.”, Ann Coulter would go into hiding, Rush Limbaugh would get back on drugs, if he’s not already their now and I would get a great kick out of it.

But it’s not going to happen, but one dream.

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